neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

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onlinewifey:

smack that ass from 8 feet away

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death-by-lulz:

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"She was the kind of girlfriend God gives you young, so you’ll know loss the rest of your life"

— Junot Diaz, This Is How You Lose Her (via dodson123)

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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prufrockslovesong:

naturallybohemian:

This motivated me to study. Thanks tiny cactus.

THE TINY CACTUS IS BACK

prufrockslovesong:

naturallybohemian:

This motivated me to study. Thanks tiny cactus.

THE TINY CACTUS IS BACK

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